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One lucky Bear!
This bridge is on the Old Donner Pass Highway. It has spectacular Sierra Views and views of Donner Lake and Donner Pass on Route 80.
A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge (Old Hwy 40 at Donner Summit, Truckee) on Saturday when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the ledge and was able to pull itself to safety. Authorities decided that nothing could be done to help Saturday night so they returned Sunday morning to find the bear sound asleep on the ledge.
After securing a net under the bridge the bear was tranquilized, fell into
the net, lowered, then woke up and walked out of the net.
Quote of the Week
The future you see is the future you get.
— Robert G Allen, Business, Finance & Motivational Author
Joke of the Week
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that “old magic”.
“Wow!” I was flabbergasted.
“I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now”, I said, “I’m a bit
older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t
really have the energy I used to have.”
She just giggled and said she was sure I would “rise to the challenge”.
“Yeah.” I said. “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline
that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone…everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!”
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she
was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled, “I’ve put on a few pounds myself!”
So I told her to screw off.
Nice Email of the Week
YOU ROCK AND YOUR SITE ROCKS YOUR FAMILY RICKS AND NOW I ROCK!
Anne
Hi Todd — Thought I would send you a picture of my grandson, Peter (will be 4 in Nov.) ….he is the one who’s face in NOT visible.
I just got this from his mom and what a daredevil I have in my family! It was taken at Gatorland and I thought it was funny. (But then i do have a wierd sense of humor)
Your FL friend, Shirley










A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny.

A WORD TO THE WISE
Dear Friends,
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I’m doing it as a public service.
Quote of the Week
“My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.”
– Hank Aaron, baseball player










Quote of the Week
~Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised ~
People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget how you made them feel
-Marcella











Quote of the Week
“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”
– William James, psychologist
Joke of the Week
A wife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina, the woman slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has just asked her.
The same thing happens three consecutive days and the woman decides to tells her husband. The husband says to the wife; “Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina say yes and I will be hiding behind the door.”
The next day the same man comes again and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has the vagina and the woman says yes; the man then said to the woman, “Good, then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife.”










Quote of the Week
“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.”
– Henry Ford, automaker
Joke of the Week
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle — a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck
The only survivor was an incredibly sexy blonde lady.
That evening, the man introduced the new girl to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening — red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze — perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get “those feelings” again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to the sexy gal and cautiously whispered in her ear…
“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
Nice Emails of the Week
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