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On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!

Warning! Adult Material Below!

March 26, 2005

This photo was sent to Shortarmguy this week from a nice lady along with several other silly pictures. She captioned this photo of her daughter as follows:

“Why we’ll never let our friend Greg baby-sit again!”

It was a joke, so no angry emails!!!

March 20, 2005

March 13, 2005

Please, nobody ever tell me that they grew up in a rough neighborhood. Can you imagine growing up in this part of Nigeria where the pets are hyenas? Yeah, you can bring your Pit Bull or Rottweiller if you want, but I think your dog will get Punk’d right there on the spot! This is probably a Nigerian gang (notice the arm bands) rolling through the hood. Check out the home made muzzle! And are they being walked with truck chains?

Anne is a frequent contributor to Shortarmguy.com. She sent this story along with the following amazing picture of a tornado! OK, The story that I got is that my friend has a friend that use to work for him and was always taking risks in life (a forty-two year old Guy who now lives in Kansas and ..Get this, actually chases tornado's as his biggest hobby in life. Whew!! When he is not chasing them he is being chased by one. He takes pictures of them and at my friends request sent a picture. My friend said when I ask" can you get in touch with him"? He laughed and said "only if you know where the next devastating treacherous storm is...you would most likely find him there. This last one kept him down for a month or so because the tornado caused a piece of wood to fracture his jaw........ok....maybe this guy is nut's but he is off chasing the""as I hear it" mother natures many wrath's. So that's all I could get. I do think I will try and find out where he is and get some more news. That's Wild! But Who knows LOL ...I just forward them. Anne PS..OH YES THE GUY WAS A TOP SALES PERSON. You know how those salespeople are....LOL... they never give up!!??"""!!

March 6, 2005

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