Shortarmguy’s Crazy Emails Nov02

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get.  I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits!

Warning! Adult Material Below!

Finalist for "Most Tasteless Halloween Costume" Contest

November 24, 2002 Emails

More billboards you just won't see!

November 17, 2002 Emails

Billboards You Just Won't See!
If this guy is coming to the rescue, I don't want to be saved!!
Thanksgiving is coming!
Winner of this year's cutest Halloween Costume

November 11, 2002 Emails

This is very scary! Apparently there's a 3rd sniper still on the loose!
Best to keep your computer safe with all these viruses going around!
Winners of the Annual Best Woman Driver Competition

November 3, 2002 Emails

This is what I call a Happy Meal!
Before parchment, this is the only place maps could be created.

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