On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
May 29, 2006
Joke Of The Week
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
“Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
“HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away…………..
“We’re down here …”
Nice Emails Of The Week
Thanks for the photo op!
Anyway, I’m the nurse in the picture. Your dad got to go home tonight and was very happy. Your website is great!
Amanda Sterling,RN
smiles from a Short Arm Girl
Hi Todd:
Thank you so much for your site! I’ve been surfing the net for info regarding Holt Oram syndrome on the net and have found way too many medical sites. It was so nice to see such great family photos. I was born with what is most likely Holt-Oram and just gave birth to my daughter in February who is showing signs of Holt Oram as well. We are a waiting open heart surgery to be scheduled to fix her large VSD. I just wanted to know that you have a beautiful family. Thanks for sharing.
Stephanie
Shortarmguy,
i have attached a video of a commercial currently on Australian TV
it is very funny and i thought you guys in the US might enjoy it as well
i hope it makes it on your site
Brian
Hi Shortarmguy
Sorry me and dave havnt made any vids lately but he is one that we made about
the A Team we have sent it to some of are m8s and they thought is was funny.
Its a bit different to other vids we have made but we hope you like it 🙂
🙂
Ryan
May 21, 2006
May 14, 2006
For most of Shortarmguy’s Career, no-one has ever heard of where I work since I’ve always been in computer distribution selling and marketing to computer resellers. That’s about to change for anyone living in the Twin Cities. We’re creating a brand new end user branding campaign for our Voyageur PC line of computer systems. It’s going to be huge!! Staring next week, we’ll have 160 billboards like the following all over Minneapolis and St. Paul. The billboards were designed by Shortarmguy’s old podcasting partner, The Dude! I think he did a great job!
For most of Shortarmguy’s Career, no-one has ever heard of where I work since I’ve always been in computer distribution selling and marketing to computer resellers. That’s about to change for anyone living in the Twin Cities. We’re creating a brand new end user branding campaign for our Voyageur PC line of computer systems. It’s going to be huge!! Staring next week, we’ll have 160 billboards like the following all over Minneapolis and St. Paul. The billboards were designed by Shortarmguy’s old podcasting partner, The Dude! I think he did a great job!
May 7, 2006
Swedish Bucks Night
In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night – these usually last all day
and all night. Rather than the typical English stag night where you all arrange it beforehand, go out get drunk and hire a stripper, the Swedes do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy, and go do something and then the fun starts!
This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false “skippers-beard” on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day – much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all.
In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the nightclub, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.
Imagine the groom’s horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him to see that best mate number one had no hair on his genitals. Neither did friend two, or three, or four.
OH DEAR!!
Have another look at the beard!!
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