On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
June 26, 2005
June 18, 2005
Nice Email Of The Week
June 11, 2005
The Rooster In The Refinery Revisited
Shortarmguy is still waiting for the photo from the guy who said he worked in a refinery with 50 Shortarmguy fans and one really weird Rooster Creature that I showed on last week’s website.
Apparently there’s some problems with getting pictures of the group because it’s against company policy to have pictures taken within the refinery. They may try to organize a group picture outside the building. This is is what he said:
“Sounds cool! I will see how many of them I can get to pose. There may
be problems with the company emblems on our uniforms, we’ll see what we can
come up with. We saw that you posted the (Rooster) Pic and 49 of us are extremely happy. I think
that you may underestimate your popularity. Everybody that I talk to at work
knows your site.”
I still think that it’s probably a kid refining chemicals in his parent’s basement, but at least he seems to be a nice guy!
June 5, 2005
Shortarmguy received an email from a guy who says he works in a large refinery in a workgroup with 50 people. He says that Shortarmguy.com is very popular with his team. He also says they have a problem with a strange rooster-like creature that has been spotted repeatedly around their facility. Unfortunately, nobody has been able to catch this poor animal, but they were lucky enough to snap the above photo. Now my guess is this photo is a fake and the refinery full of shortarmguy.com fans is probably more like a young kid refining some strange chemicals in his bedroom while his mom and dad are downstairs. But I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.
I requested a photo of this guy’s refinery workgroup with some kind of proof that they really like shortarmguy.com. If he can come up with that, then The Rooster Legend must be true as well!
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