Shortarmguy’s Crazy Emails Jul03

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits!

Warning! Adult Material Below!

July 27, 2003

Uhhhh, all right.  This wave looks like a good one for you.  I’ll take the next one!

Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain. Screw It! Go ahead and use the electronic devices.

This settles it. I’m quitting my job so I can join the Domino’s Team!

July 20, 2003

July 13, 2003

Some of this week’s photos are kind of disturbing. If this kind of thing offends you, don’t say you haven’t been warned!

July 7, 2003

History has been made!!  On Saturday, June 28, Shortarmguy was identified in public by complete strangers!  

A wild and crazy couple Straight Outta Fridley approached Shortarmguy at Valley Fair yesterday and said:

“Hey, don’t you have a website?  Aren’t you The Short Arm Guy?  We Love Your Site!!!”

I started Shortarmguy 3 years ago to become famous. (See Legend Of Shortarmguy)

Slowly but surely, we’re getting there!  Thanks to everyone for spreading the word!!

Now all I need is for someone to Exploit Me for $2 million so I can work full-time on making this site the funniest and most inspirational site on the net!!

Shortarmguy would fit right in with this group of fellows.

Why is it only the brunettes have the numbers right-side up?

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