Why Guys, Golf Clubs and Booze Don’t Mix Well Together!
Why dad was banned from the local Best Buy Store!
Nice Shot!
Signs that it might be time to break up with your girl.
The Snow Plow
Signs that it might be time to break up with your girl.
Why It Might Not Be A Good Idea To Write To Santa Claus
The Christmas Special
Evolution
The Wheel
Kids say the cutest things!
Temptation
KELO News In Sioux Falls, South Dakota portrays Shortarmguy as an “Irate Shopper” after he just missed getting a blow-out deal on a portable DVD Player at Target the day after Thanksgiving.
Yeah. I’m sure a dress code is going to stop this kid from creating problems.
The World Is Going To The Dogs!!
You have to really trust your friend to do this one.
Why mom won’t dance with dad when he’s been drinking!
Bat Day
Never Scare A Brother!
Bad Parents
How to tick off a polar bear and terrorize a child at the same time.
The Best Birdie Drive I’ve ever seen!
Now this is an erotic way to spend Halloween!
Why it’s not a good idea to bungee jump in Florida swampland!
Now that ostrich can ski!
Them’s some fast hands you have there!
Why it’s not a good idea to play with big guns!
Boo!!!! Happy Halloween!!!
Be Nice To Your Elders!
Why you don’t want to tow a boat with your helicopter…
Why it’s fun to pretend you’re a scarecrow…
BlondeStar
Why LA Really Needs A County Fair
How to have fun with your buddies with a bottle of Wesson Oil.
This was sent to me with the Tag Line
“Greatest Movie Line Ever”
Shark Capture
Man’s Favorite Activity
Just One More Prank
Ladies, if you wake up to this…..it’s time to quit drinking!
Don’t Interrupt The Weatherman When Things Are This Stressful!
Why Couch Racing Isn’t A Very Good Idea
When I taught my dog to speak, I had no idea it would lead to this…
Reporting From The Green Fields
Those Crazy Cows, Black and Gus
Don’t Interrupt The Weatherman When Things Are This Stressful!
Foxhat
Best Toyota Commercial Ever
Ummm….somebody fire the set designer.
Scrotum Scrub
A Great Way To Break A Hip!
An Oldie But A Goodie!
The Hot Skirt!!
The Bell Ringer.
He looks like he really likes his job.
Masculout
Shortarmguy meets his match in a Slugging Challenge.
Don’t Touch My Bone! You Devil Leg You!
The Bell Ringer.
He looks like he really likes his job.
Angry Kid — Curious Noises
The Bell Ringer.
He looks like he really likes his job.
The Real Dukes Of Hazzard Dealing With Traffic
Sometimes celebrating too early isn’t the wisest move…
I finally found the Paris Hilton Burger King commercial! I was a bit disappointed….she’s kind of let herself go now that’s she’s engaged to be married.
Real Love — Not A Funny One, But It Will Probably Touch Your Heart!
Who’s Car Is Better?
The Correct Way To Save A Poodle!
This Gum Will Definitely Make You Cool!
Chewing Gum
Oops! I Forgot!
Soup Time!
Fight For Your Right To Party
I Love You Mama!
The Worst Kind Of Ambush In Iraq
Dewalt Safety Video
Why It’s Fun To Take Your Dog On An Airplane Ride
Stay Away From My Last Beer
The Best Argument Yet Against Dieting
New Numa Numa Guys!
They’re a little off on the lip synch, but it sure looks like they had fun making this!
Daddy At The Park
How Not To Land A Helicopter
Wife School
Everybody Knows and It’s Time You Stopped
The Joy Of Cel Phones
Beer Bitch
A Fun Game To Play With Killer Whales
Carson’s Copper Clappers
Why You Shouldn’t Poke The Doughboy Too Much!
The Dancing Car.
Luke and Avery Loved This One!
Loving Spouse Part 1
Loving Spouse Part 2
One of Shortarmguy’s co-workers sent this email out to the office titled “If Todd were a penguin”.
I’m cool with that.
If you’re going to go Lion Hunting, you’d better be a good shot!
I Like To Help The Animals
Pay Up Red Sox Fans!!!
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Kayaking Again!
She’s Going To Look Like Her Mother Some Day!
These Speakers Rock!
Redneck Water Skiing
Smoking Kills
I Sure Hope My Wife Got Milk This Week!
An English Commercial….we’re so behind the times in so many ways!
The Mule. Supposedly seen in some night vision goggles somewhere in Iraq.