These two guys really put the P in Pianist!
I was watching Fox Television the other night and saw this documentary about restaurant workers and the naughty things they do to the food they prepare. While I was viewing, I was overcome with distress. Tears welled up in my eyes as a huge wave of guilt washed over me. You see, I too was a restaurant worker. I too hurt people’s food. I used to work at a pizza place, making pizzas for people like you and your family.
You came in and bought your pizzas, very innocently. You had no idea what we were doing in the back room. You thought we were good when we made your food, but rage can drive a pizza maker to do things that are bad. Sometimes very bad.
To repent, I’ve decided to post this video showing the kind of stuff I was capable of doing. Click on the picture to view the file (by kostis iacovatos). Perhaps by sharing my guilty secret with others, I will find an inner peace. I’ll finally be able to sleep at night.
This kind of stuff happens all over the country. So please be careful. Pleasant dining.
Sincerely,
Shortarmguy
I was going through some old crap and stumbled across this tape from high school.
The year was 1987. Eminem was like 12 years old. No one had heard of Vanilla Ice yet. But a young white rapper named Swank was bursting onto the scenes in North Iowa. KZEV in Clear Lake and KLSS in Mason City jammed with the attached song in their regular rotations…all right, it was in their commercial rotations but that’s just details!
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