Multimedia 2004

Favorite Video of the Week – December 19,2004 Why It Might Not Be A Good Idea To Write To Santa Claus

 Favorite Video of the Week 2-December 19,2004 Cops, The Christmas Special

Favorite Video of the Week - December 12,2004 Scraping Ice Is So Much Fun!!
Favorite Video of the Week - December 5, 2004 Fun Game To Play After Drinking (Warning: Not for the squeamish!)
Favorite Video of the Week -November 28, 2004 Why it's important to stay alert while driving!
Favorite Video of the Week -November 20, 2004 You're never too young for Dove Hunting!

Favorite Video of the Week -November 28, 2004

KELO News In Sioux Falls, South Dakota portrays Shortarmguy as an “Irate Shopper” after he just missed getting a blow-out deal on a portable DVD Player at Target the day after Thanksgiving.

The original news show can be found by clicking here.  The Shortarmguy part of the story is approximately three minutes into the show.  This newscast will only be hosted on KELO’s site until Friday, December 3rd, 2004 than a new program will appear on this link.

Favorite Video of the Week -November 14, 2004 Best Case Ever For Tide With Bleach!
October 24, 2004 The New Voting Machines Are All Set Up and Ready To Go In Florida!
Favorite Video of the Week - October 11, 2004 She might not be ready for the Karate Show
Shortarmguy Video -September 19, 2004 Figaro. Co-starring Luke and Avery.
Favorite Video of the Week - September 6, 2004 Impressive Driving
Favorite Video of the Week - August 14, 2004 Sure I can pull my trailer up this wet road!!
Favorite Video of the Week -November 7, 2004 Redneck Rollercoaster
Favorite Video of the Week - October 17, 2004 A New Invisible Fence
Favorite Video of the Week - October 3, 2004 Smoothest Vodka Ever
Favorite Video of the Week -September 19, 2004 Pool Check
August 29, 2004 How To Know When It's Time To Find New Friends
August 7, 2004 Warning: Another Tragic Cat Video This one is fricking hilarious!!
Favorite Video of the Week - October 31, 2004 Driving Under The Influence
Shortarmguy Video - October 11, 2004 Shortarmguy's Favorite Childhood Song
Favorite Video of the Week -September 26, 2004 Get Out Of My Car!!
Favorite Video of the Week -September 12, 2004 News Report From Iraq
Favorite Video of the Week - August 21, 2004 More Cat Abuse! Cats Can Fly!!
Favorite Video of the Week - August 1, 2004 How Lenny Won At The Special Olympics
Favorite Video of the Week - July 25, 2004 He Loves To Play Piano With His Balls!
Shortarmguy Wins First Round Of ACME Comedy Club's Twin Cities Funniest Person Competition
Warning!!! Disturbing Video!!! A Reminder Of How Important It Is To Look Both Ways When Crossing The Street!
Favorite Video of the Week - July 11, 2004 My Dog Thinks He's Danny Zuko!!
(Nudity Warning!!!!) Father's Day Special Video --- Daddy's Nightmare!!
Favorite Video of the Week - July 4, 2004 The Power Of Beer
Why Birds Hate Baseball!
Favorite Video of the Week - June 27, 2004 What Beer Goggles Look Like
Marriageol: It Cures Headaches And More!
Girl Scout Cookie Sale An awesome video from Comedy Central's Man Show
This week's video may be too bizarre for some of you. You've been warned.
The Lucky, Lazy Lions

The Complete Crippled Comedy Classics

This is a 10 minute video highlighting some of Shortarmguy’s Comedy Career.

It starts off pretty lame, but I think it picks up steam towards the middle.

It’s a 10 MB file, so it will take a little time to download!

You Might Want To Wake Up For This
The Fountain Of The Rising Stream
Girl Scout Cookie Sale An awesome video from Comedy Central's Man Show
The Reason Why Cats Hate Sunroofs
Tyson Skating
I Still Want A Trunk Monkey!

Testing the new Armed Forces barriers

Read the information first before viewing the film

From time to time, someone asks me what the concrete barriers are in front of controlled and secure buildings.  When I tell them that the barriers will stop traffic, even trucks, from approaching the secure building I usually get a look of disbelief.  I’ve been looking for some footage like this to prove my point.  In this test, the following parameters were used.  Read them and then watch the film.

Truck = 65,000 lbs.
Speed = 50 mph
Kinetic Energy = 5.5 MILLION ft. lbs.
Stopped in 24 INCHES!

A Clip From Shortarmguy's Application Video For The Apprentice
The Fireworks Dog
I love playing Footsie!!
Payback!
Mommy's Little Helper
Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live
Is This Fence On?
Winter Sucks!
Flying Jaws

February 1, 2004 Shortarmguy Video

I had a great response to last week’s video!

Thanks for everyone’s Support!

Brand new clip this week!

Shortarmguy Crippled Comedy Classic #2

Email feedback to shortarmguy@aol.com

Please make sure to let me know when you open the cellar door...
Shortarmguy Crippled Comedy Classic #1
Shortarmguy's Favorite Gameshow? The Family Neud!

Special Mid-Week Update!  Video is too hot to wait for the weekend!!  Britney, Beyonce, and Pink dressed up as sexy gladiators singing a Pepsi commercial!!!  Kory Madson sent it to me from a site called Flabber.NL.  The site is written in another language so I have no idea what the hell they’re saying, but if they host videos like this one…..I’m guessing they’re saying some pretty cool stuff!  (I couldn’t figure out how to directly link to the video, but just scroll down on the page and you’ll find it!)

You Gotta Love Terry Tate, Office Linebacker!

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