Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email firstname.lastname@example.org the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
June 26, 2005
If only this guy and Shortarmguy could hook up, the world would be right.
I thought this was a neat picture of the new pope...
Protecting the nation can be downright stressful. It's nice that George and Condi can relax together sometimes...
I'm glad your shirt cleared up that issue for me!
He might not be guilty, but he's still fun to tease...
This Was Sent To Me With The Caption "The true power of money"
I gotta get me one of these...
You don't have to tell me twice on this one...
Ummm, John. HR wants to talk with you.
Hey ladies, check this out!
June 18, 2005
Fun Places To Take A Guy's Picture
Fun Ways To Screw With Your Co-Workers
What To Do With A Farmer's Tan
Let's Go To The Lake!
Chivalry Isn't Dead
Nice Email Of The Week
June 11, 2005
People always ask me what happened to my arms. Well, this isn't a picture of the exact incident, but I was doing something very similar to this.
This happened on Prior Lake, Minnesota. Right next to Shortarmguy's House. I received this email from a friend of mine, Jimi Jamm Gilbertson, who lives on the lake:
This is a brand new boat, not even registration on it yet. Nobody got hurt, the guy driving it was the only one in it. Apparently after the crash people ran over to help him and he was saying something to the effect of "come on, help me push it back in, please don't call the cops". I guess it was his girlfriend's boat, she was heard saying your going to write me a $40,000 check and swearing at him. Way to go buddy.
This was sent to Shortarmguy by a friend who owns a Spa in the Southwest.
From A Democrat Contributor
Buster was so sick and tired of being abused by his owner. Then he discovered he could fly...
Wow! Those XRAY specs I bought in that comic book really work!
Fishing In Texas
Redneck Fishing Boat
Big Brother's Julie Chen just loves Shortarmguy!
The Rooster In The Refinery Revisited
Shortarmguy is still waiting for the photo from the guy who said he worked in a refinery with 50 Shortarmguy fans and one really weird Rooster Creature that I showed on last week's website.
Apparently there's some problems with getting pictures of the group because it's against company policy to have pictures taken within the refinery. They may try to organize a group picture outside the building. This is is what he said:
"Sounds cool! I will see how many of them I can get to pose.
be problems with the company emblems on our uniforms, we'll see what we can
come up with. We saw that you posted the (Rooster) Pic and 49 of us are extremely happy. I think
that you may underestimate your popularity. Everybody that I talk to at work
knows your site."
I still think that it's probably a kid refining chemicals in his parent's basement, but at least he seems to be a nice guy!
June 5, 2005
People always ask me: Shortarmguy, we know you have 4 fingers on each hand, but what the heck do your feet look like? Well, I finally got around to taking a picture of them for the site...enjoy!
You ever just get really bored while you're taking a crap?
Ummm, mom...dad...are we almost there yet? I'm starting to feel claustrophobic between you two...
Pimp My Buggy!
Best Postcard Ever!
I Knew I Should Have Bought That Extended Warranty!
Redneck Hot Tub
I'm sure most of you have seen this picture of Saddam in his underwear.
But have you seen the other Saddam photos that didn't get as much attention?
The Rooster In The Refinery
Shortarmguy received an email from a guy who says he works in a large refinery in a workgroup with 50 people. He says that Shortarmguy.com is very popular with his team. He also says they have a problem with a strange rooster-like creature that has been spotted repeatedly around their facility. Unfortunately, nobody has been able to catch this poor animal, but they were lucky enough to snap the above photo. Now my guess is this photo is a fake and the refinery full of shortarmguy.com fans is probably more like a young kid refining some strange chemicals in his bedroom while his mom and dad are downstairs. But I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
I requested a photo of this guy's refinery workgroup with some kind of proof that they really like shortarmguy.com. If he can come up with that, then The Rooster Legend must be true as well!
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