Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
March 26, 2005
I have a client that said he bought a new
mouse for his computer and now his
printer won't work; he says the mouse caused a printer jam.
Damn! That Shortarmguy Sure Is Funny!
I'll Race Ya
I love Car Shopping with kids!
Easy Stretches You Can Do While Working At Your Desk!
Ohhhhhhh, I think I ate too much kitty!
Fun With Forklifts!
This photo was sent to Shortarmguy this week from a nice lady along with several other silly pictures. She captioned this photo of her daughter as follows:
"Why we'll never let our friend Greg baby-sit again!"
It was a joke, so no angry emails!!!
March 20, 2005
Honey, You Just Don't Seem Quite Into This Tonight...
Listen to me if you want to improve the Horse Power on this bad boy...
Exhibit 1 in the Michael Jackson Trial
Yes, Mrs. Bush, this does come in a Strap On version...
Either Phil Mickelson just missed a Game Saving Putt or he's found new love...
And the Renaissance Festival never had an unattended child again...
For the last time, shut your damned mouth!!
Yeah, right! Like some sign is going to stop me from crapping on your lawn!
Jeez, Nike did you have to tell everyone?
I've been nervous about my wife since she bought this new knife holder...
March 13, 2005
Please, nobody ever tell me that they grew up in a rough neighborhood. Can you imagine growing up in this part of Nigeria where the pets are hyenas? Yeah, you can bring your Pit Bull or Rottweiller if you want, but I think your dog will get Punk'd right there on the spot! This is probably a Nigerian gang (notice the arm bands) rolling through the hood. Check out the home made muzzle! And are they being walked with truck chains?
This is a side of Clay Aiken I never thought I'd see!
What happens when you swallow a Pumpkin Seed!
Anna Nicole Redefines the word Class at the Australian MTV Video Awards!
For some reason, Puppies just kept coming out of the poor girl's mouth...
Sojan, the creator of Cbrains.com, has been working on some new logos and T-shirt designs for Shortarmguy. We're not ready to launch them yet, but I enjoyed the early drafts so much I thought I'd give a sneak peek at what's to come!
March 6, 2005
Some incredible new photos were found of the tsunami. Unfortunately, the photographer isn't around to capitalize on them! Story can be read here.
Dining Room set for sale
This is an actual photo that was put in the classified ads for someone selling a dining room set.
There's a pretty strong clue in here suggesting that it was taken by a man.
Sharpen your powers of observation and try to find the clue.
Good luck. Keep looking!!
Letter To Dr Ruth
Ads You Just Won't See In Real Life!
Why it's not always fun to have the window seat on an airplane!
Baby's Best Friend
I've Heard Of Hot Dogs....
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