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Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
July 28, 2002 Emails
This one just isn't right!
I'd hire these guys in a heartbeat!
Pure Class!
July 22, 2002 Emails
Shortarmguy's New Belly Button Tattoo!
Why Brazil Beat Turkey in Soccer!!
New Monopoly Cards for 2002!
In order to keep up with the times and to insure that investors understand corporate roles, the SEC has come up with the following guidelines:
* EBITDA = Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor.
* EBIT = Earnings before irregularities and tampering.
* CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer.
* CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer.
* NAV = Normal Andersen valuation.
* EPS = Eventual prison sentence
July 14, 2002 Emails
The New 37 Cent Stamps
If you gotta die, this is definitely the way to go!!
July 7, 2002 Emails
Men really know how to spoil a romantic evening!
Crazy Email Archives
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