Diary Entry For April 19, 2009

So we’re messing around outside last Saturday when we noticed the neighbor boys laying out something a bit unusual in the yard.  Upon further inspection, I learned that the neighbors had acquired 6 deer from the Department of Natural Resources and were hard at work cleaning them.

I was quite impressed at their deer butchering abilities.  It took them between eight to ten hours to clean all of them from start to finish.  They hung them from the rafters, pulled off the skin, and took off the meat piece by piece.  They were kind enough to let me take pictures.  I’m kind enough to leave the most gruesome ones off my site.  I’m certainly no vegetarian, but I’ll be honest that I had a bit of a difficult time seeing this performed.  It was a first for me.  I later told Miss Sheri that if Armageddon hits some day and we’re forced to provide for ourselves, we’re going to have some problems.  Because if this is the only way I can get food for the family, I’m afraid we’re all going to end up starving to death. 

Even though she grew up on a farm where all sorts of animals were raised to eventually become food, Miss Sheri wanted no part of seeing the deer butchering.  She was much more content just hanging out in our back yard blowing stuff.

Easter morning rolled around and we woke up the boys nice and early to go hunting for eggs in the back yard.

I think Sunny felt a little bit left out so he decided to contribute some chocolate eggs of his for the boys to find.  For some reason, they preferred the kind filled with coins and candy.

Although they finally know the truth about the Easter Bunny, they don’t seem to mind getting all the Easter loot he supposedly had been providing them in the past. 

We’ve tried to do as much as we can outside to take advantage of the fantastic spring weather we’ve been experiencing.  The boys said we gotta get out the bikes and hit the trails again.  Avery insists on leading the way.

Luke loves flying down the hills and I love telling him to slow down.

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And you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don’t leave
Your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.
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Old Guys Don’t Care

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.

She’s beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said,

‘Because I’m trying to examine you…’


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.

I have two  female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired.

They say, ‘Hi, we’re  hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?’
 That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,
 Then he thought for a moment.
‘You know,’ he said
 ‘I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, Which I have taught to pray and  read the Bible.  Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase . . In no time.’
‘Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in,
 She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

There was  stunned silence.   Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
 And exclaimed,
‘Put the beads away, Frank.  Our prayers have been answered!’

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April 19, 2009

“Windows 7 is faster and more flexible than Vista, and I have tons of customers who can’t wait to get their hands on it,” said Todd Swank, vice president of marketing at system builder Nor-Tech, Burnsville, Minn. “Some users have avoided moving to Vista because of the rumors surrounding it, but with Windows 7 I think they’ll finally take the leap.”

Report Says Most Firms Will Wait On Windows 7, Channelweb, April 13, 2009


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April 19, 2009


God vs Science
 God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, “Lord, we don’t
 need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
 out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the Beginning.”

“Oh, is that so? Tell me…” replies God.

“Well”, says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“Well, that’s interesting. Show Me.”

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

“Oh no, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt!”