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Diary Entry For November 2, 2008
It was another fun Halloween at Nor-Tech. Although only a few employees dressed up in costumes this year, the annual Trick or Treat march by the kids in the company Day Care was a smashing success. I planned on taking a picture or two of the kids walking in my office, but I didn't think it was appropriate because when one of the little girls saw my mask she suddenly burst out in tears because it was so scary! At that point, I knew the mask was well worth the four bucks I paid for it at Walgreens!
Sadly, Nick wasn't allowed to wear a costume this year because he's currently on a prison release program. His crime? Impersonating a 4th grader. You see, on Monday, a group of us us took a co-worker out to lunch for his birthday. While at the restaurant, I apparently sat on a piece of chocolate which stained my pants in a quite inopportune place. So for the rest of the week, I had to hear Nick cackle with glee that I pooped my pants. He's very clever with his cat calls and nursery rhymes entitled "Oopsie Poopsie." But I have a plan to pay him back this week. When we're at recess together I'm going to kick his ass in both Four Square and Tetherball! That will teach him a lesson!
On Halloween night, Miss Sheri and I geared up for a long, exciting night of Trick or Treating with the boys! I was pleasantly surprised to see my wife's Cattitude for the evening. I don't know about the rest of you, but I think she has the cutest bushy tail in town!
Luke and Avery both decided they wanted to be their favorite movie character this Halloween. I told them they should create a new movie and call it Twindiana Jones, but they didn't seem to think this was a good idea.
After we did a little bit of trick or treating around our house, we were joined by our neighbor and his little girl. We had a lot of fun together! We were also lucky that he decided to wear his extra reflective jacket. Cars were avoiding us for miles!
Although the picture doesn't do it justice, I thought this neighbor had the spookiest display with a set of scary eyes staring at us from an upstairs window. They say if you stare at it long enough, eventually a body will come flying out through the window and smash to the ground below. We didn't want to stick around and see that, though.
Along our Trick or Treating route, we just had to stop by and see Grandma Linda and George to get some good candy from them. We couldn't stick around for long, though, because Grandma had planned a long night of smashing pumpkins and toilet papering the neighbor's houses. We didn't want to hold them up from their fun!
On Saturday morning, Miss Sheri had to take Luke to the doctor, so Avery, Sunny, and I decided to have a little Bro Time. Since he so excited to go swimming, Sunny was in no mood to pose for pictures. Moments after this photo was taken, he broke free from Avery's grasp and jumped up on me causing me to drop the digital camera 5 feet smashing on the cement below. Some how, it survived the fall otherwise this week's update would have been short a couple of pictures!
Although it was about 40 degrees outside and the water couldn't have been much warmer, Sunny dived in with glee! We used to throw sticks in the water for him, but he was never bright enough to bring them all the way to shore. So now we throw rocks and he sprints after them both ways. He never actually gets to grab them because they sink to the bottom. That fact doesn't damper his enthusiasm. He just lives for the chase!
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