Site Links Shortarmguy Links Connections Watch Shortarmguy Videos On: Connect With Shortarmguy On: Connect With Shortarmguy On: Be Shortarmguy's Friend On:
New Shortarmguy.com Merchandise Available!!
|
Diary Entry For November 16, 2008
There's a new bowling alley in town! Brunswick, famous for their leadership in Bowling Balls and Billiards tables, have brought a really fancy bowling alley, sports bar, arcade, and billiards room to town just in time for the crashing economy and nobody being able to afford going there!
They did bring in the Hollywood style klieg lights which always gets me excited. Whenever I see these, I feel like I'm attending some exclusive Hollywood premiere and that there's paparazzi all around pushing each other just trying to get a glimpse of me. In reality, I stood next to this truck for 10 minutes in the snow and not a single damned person tried to snap my photo. So I took a picture of the truck and went inside.
Our good friends, the Ashland Family, joined us for this fun night of bowling, chatting, and just a little bit of drinking. Not necessarily in that order.
For some reason, whenever we hang out together, Tim insists I sit on his lap for a good portion of the night. Not that I really mind it, I just don't exactly understand what the thrill is all about.
The kids had fun tossing the balls down the alleys and taking advantage of the bumpers to demolish the highest score I've ever achieved in bowling. I think I'm going to start using bumpers in the future.
On Tuesday night, we had our monthly Cub Scout Den meeting where our good friend, Karl, helped the boys to earn their Engineering achievement. We've had a lot of fun with ladders, pulleys, and weights in our house before, but this was the first time we'd put an educational twist on it.
After teaching them about the pulleys and catapult, Karl then taught the boys how to have glowing eyes like the kids in the movie Village of the Damned. It was really quite spooky.
On Friday night, we were fortunate to attend the celebration of the election of our good friend, Tom Wolf, to be the new Scott County Commissioner! Tom used to be the boy's basketball coach and we were happy to lend him our support as he sought his new office. Honestly, I haven't a clue as to what the Commissioner does, but I'm confident Tom will make a heck of a good one!
On Saturday night, we went to the best Steakhouse in the nation, the Outback Steak House! The place was packed, so we started our evening at the bar and enjoyed the twofer specials! Since the tables around the bar are first come first serve and she had some hungry boys, Miss Sheri had been watching for an open booth. When she spied one, she stood by and waited for the busboy to clean it. Suddenly, a grumpy old man swooped in and took it right under her nose. She was quite upset that she was just treated so rudely. I told her to not feel bad about it, because that man was probably going to die soon and she was doing the right thing to let him have it. Strangely, this made her feel better about things.
|
Shortarmguy Press
Shortarmguy appeared on the TLC Reality Show Miami Ink! Watch the episode here and read about my trip to Miami! 2. Prior Lake American Article Other Articles about Shortarmguy Luke and Avery's First Day at School
Shortarmguy Comedy Videos Best of Shortarmguy Comedy Video Shortarmguy Wins Round One Of Twin Cities Funniest Person Competition 7/27/04 Shortarmguy Fights For Your Right To Party!
|
Search Shortarmguy.com
Custom Search
|
|
Click on the Pictures to View! Shortarmguy's Favorite Videos for November 16, 2008 Simply The Worst I Miss Benny Hill! Best Landing Ever
|
|
The Best Reason for Detention Ever
Quote of the Week “I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.”
Walter Chrysler, automaker Jokes of the Week
Bran Muffins
Though not young, they were both in very good
health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise
for the last decade.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter
escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in
gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the
master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the
closet.
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going
to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in
Heaven.'
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from
seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
|
|
Affiliates
|
Shortarmguy's Favorite Websites November 16, 2008 Redneck Advertising
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Jeff Dunham and Walter
Jeff Dunham Best Damn Sports Show Showing The Love
|
|
Help Support Shortarmguy.com!!
|
Shortarmguy's Emails To Make You Think Email Shortarmguy at Shortarmguy@aol.com November 16, 2008
To All My Valued
Employees, Fellow Business Executives: As the CFO of this business
that employees 140 people, I have resigned To compensate for these
increases, I figure that the Clients will have So, this is what I did. I
strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 If you have a better idea, let me know. Sincerely, Mr. CFO
More Emails That Made Me Think
|
Help Support Shortarmguy.com!!
|
Feedback for me?
Suggestions for site improvements?
Funny jokes, audio files, video files that I can post here?
Links to inspirational sites?
Email me at shortarmguy@aol.com.
Send me your best stuff!
Copyright © 2008 by Swank Multimedia --- All rights reserved