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Diary Entry For September 14, 2008

When I pulled into work on Friday morning, I was surprised to see this truck hung up in the gravel and blocking access to the Nor-Tech warehouse.  Apparently the driver came in through the wrong entrance and ran into trouble when he tried to make the turn.

We eventually had to call a tow truck to lift the truck off the rocks.  It actually ended up being rather uneventful.  However, I enjoyed this picture of our Director of Operations, Larry Hanson, watching them working on the truck so I just had to tell you this story.  Looking good, Larry!

On Saturday morning, the Shortarmguy family woke up early and drove to Como Park to participate in a fundraiser for Camp Odayin.

The Heart & Sole Fundraiser is a fun run/walk around Como Park Lake.  We did the 2.5 Kilometer walk instead of the 5 kilometer Fun Run.  My fat butt was very tired after the first 2.5 kilometers, so I didn't think it sounded "Fun" at all to try to go for another lap around the lake.  Pretty misleading advertising if you ask me.   

On Saturday night, our old pals Krazy Kory and Krazy Kelli came to town for a visit.    Kory then surprised us by inflating a life sized replica of his son, Ben, seen here in the grey Iowa T-shirt.  Doesn't he look real?     

We played Guitar Hero, had a Ping Pong tournament and walked the dog to the lake.  We then stayed up way past our bedtimes and even watched a Rated R movie!  Nobody can ever say that we're not wild and crazy people!

The reason the Madsons came to town was to go to the Minnesota Vikings/ Indianapolis Colts game on Sunday.

The reason I came to the game was to see the Vikings Cheerleaders.  They asked if they could have a picture taken with me and I was happy to oblige!

The reason the cheerleaders were outside the Metrodome before the game was because they were selling their brand new swimsuit calendars.  I can't think of anything clever to say about this, but wanted to post this picture because I enjoy it.

The game was quite a let down.  The Vikings dominated the first 3 quarters, but couldn't figure out a way to get any touchdowns.  They racked up 5 field goals to go up on the Colts 15-0.  Peyton Manning then decided he was fed up with losing and led his team back to an 18 - 15 win.  It's really depressing to be a Vikings fan.

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I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.  Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

 She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

 "Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.  Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."

 She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

 

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday, and she is gorgeous.

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

 

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September 14, 2008

He and She comparison.

Credit goes to Jeff Emanuel, (original author) at Redstate.com for this work.

 

Sarah Palin

Barack Obama

Office being sought

Vice President

President of the United States and Leader of the Free World

Full name

Sarah Louise Heath Palin

Barack Hussein Obama II

Nickname

Sarah Barracuda

Barry Obama; "The One"

Public opinion

Smoking hot in a "naughty librarian" sort of way

May be The Messiah

Age

44

48

Children

5: two sons, three daughters

2: two daughters

Religion/Church attendance

Evangelical Christian; attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God

Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a "black liberation theology" church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to the Black Value System

Current Job

Governor of Alaska

Junior Senator from Illinois

Previous Public Jobs

Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996-2002); President of Alaska Conference of Mayors; City Council member (1992-1996)

State Senator (1997-2004);Community Organizer

Executive Experience

Governor for 2 years; Mayor for 10 years

None

Foreign Relations experience

Governor of state that borders two foreign countries (Canada and Russia)

Chaired Senate subcommittee on Europe but never called it into session; once gave a speech to 200,000 screaming Germans

Military Affairs experience

Commander in Chief of Alaska National Guard; Son is enlisted Infantryman in U.S. Army

None

Private Sector Experience

Sports reporter; Salmon fisherman

Associate at civil rights law firm

Speaking ability

Beautifully executed initial stump speech in Dayton, OH hockey arena without a teleprompter

An enter.wait-did you say without a teleprompter??

Spouse's name

Todd Mitchell Palin

Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama

Spouse's occupation

Salmon fisherman; Former North Slope production supervisor for BP Oil

Vice President for Community and External Affairs at University of Chicago Hospitals; former Associate Dean of Student Services at the University of Chicago; former Executive Director for the Chicago office of Public Allies;

former Assistant to the Mayor of Chicago;

former associate at Sidley Austin law firm

Reaction to spouse's political success

Quit 17-year BP oil job when BP became involved in natural gas pipeline negotiations with wife's administration

Promoted and given 160% pay raise by UofC hospitals within months of husband's election to U.S. Senate; Employer received $1,000,000.00 federal earmark, requested by husband, after her promotion

Coolest thing about Spouse

Tesoro Iron Dog Snowmobile race champion (longest snowmobile race in the world); In 2008, while defending his championship, was injured when he was thrown 70 feet from his machine. He was sent to the hospital but still finished in fourth place

Sister of Oregon State University head basketball coach Craig Robinson

Most Courageous Moment in Public Service

Resigned in protest from position of Ethics Commissioner of Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders, including the former state Attorney General and the State GOP Chairman (who was also an Oil & Gas Commissioner), who was doing work for the party on public time and supplying a lobbyist with a sensitive e-mail.

Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators in Hyde Park in 2002

In Current Office Because.

Upset sitting Governor in GOP primary due to public support for her efforts to clean up corrupt government establishment

Republican opponent, who was leading in the polls, was forced to leave race after unsealing of divorce records exposed a sex scandal

Theme:

Change and Clean Government

Hope and Change;" Bringing Change from Outside Washington"

What they've done to live that theme:

Replaced entire Board of Agriculture and Conservation because of conflict of interest; Resigned from position of Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose corruption among members of own party

Selected 36-year incumbent Senator as running mate

Family Affairs

May have removed State Public Safety Commissioner as part of effort to protect sister in messy divorce and child custody battle

Often says, "I am my brother's keeper"; Brother lives in a hut in Nairobi on $12 per year

Union affiliation

Union member, married to Union member

Endorsed by a union

Iraq and Troop Support

Formerly (pre-surge) critical of apparent lack of long-term strategy for Iraq; Visited wounded U.S. soldiers in Germany; visited AK National Guard soldiers deployed to Kuwait;

Son deploying to Iraq on 9/11/08 as Army infantryman

Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators; almost visited wounded troops in Germany, but decided to go shopping in Berlin instead

Bipartisan/"maverick" credentials

Married to a non-Republican; Exposed corruption within own party; Campaigned for Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell against corrupt GOP congressman Don Young;

Called out Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) to "come clean" about financial dealings that are under fed investigation

Talks about bipartisanship

Legislative Record

Passed a landmark ethics reform bill; Used veto to cut budgetary spending; Prevented "bridge to nowhere" that would have cost taxpayers $400 million dollars.

Voted "present" over 100 times as IL state senator. Introduced bill to teach kindergartners sex education.

How they dealt with corrupt individuals in home city/state

Exposed legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders; Campaigned against corrupt GOP Representative; Ran against and defeated corrupt incumbent governor in GOP primary

Launched political career in home of unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers (and still refers to him as a part of "mainstream Democratic Chicago"; Purchased home with help of convicted felon Tony Rezko

Guns

Lifetime member of NRA and avid hunter; video can be found on YouTube of Palin firing an M4 at a military firing range

Worked to pass legislation in Illinois that would prevent all law-abiding citizens from owning firearms

Earmarks

Opposed "Bridge to Nowhere" project; Said Alaska should avoid relying on federal money for projects; Campaigned against porker Don Young (R-AK) in 2008 primary

Secured federal earmarks for wife's employer and for campaign bundlers

Abortion

Pro life; gave birth to 5th child knowing that he would have Down's syndrome

Pro-choice; only IL state sen. to speak against the Born Alive Infant's Protection Act, which required medical care to be given to live infants who survived abortions

Energy

Believes energy independence is a matter of national security; For drilling in ANWR, which is in her state

Says Americans should "get tune-ups" and "check tire pressure"; Says "we can't expect the world to be okay with" our use of heating and air conditioning

Environment

Chair of Alaska Conservation Commission (2003-4);Announced plans to create sub-cabinet group of advisors to address climate change and reduce greenhouse gas emissions in AK

Talks about the environment a lot

Athletic prowess

Runs marathons

Has reporters tailing him to the gym

 

 

 

 

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