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Diary Entry For August 23, 2009

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On Sunday, we all went to Valley Fair for a day of exciting rides.

Avery gets excited to go on the big rides so I figured we'd get in as many as we could in the morning before the place started getting really crowded.  We went on the Wild Thing twice, then the Extreme Swing, and then the Power Tower.  After Power tower, Avery looked at me with a slight green twinge to his face and said I'm done with rides for awhile.  I guess he doesn't have that gag reflex completely under control yet.

Unfortunately, I'm not brave enough to take photos of us while we're actually on the rides, so I had to cheat and snap this photo of the screen at the picture shop at the end of the Wild Thing.  Technically, I'm not supposed to take photos of the screen and I'm sure it would have turned out much better had I actually bought it.  But there's no way in Hell I'm paying $10.00 for a single picture!  What a rip-off!

Unfortunately for Luke, his cardiologist has banned him from going on "Big Rides" so going to theme parks is always a bit of a challenge for us to keep our family happy.  Avery used to feel the need to tell Luke exactly how Awesome the roller coasters are, but he seems to finally understand that Luke doesn't want to hear about them.  I'm not sure how much longer Luke will be satisfied with going on rides like "Mild Thing", but on this day we had a really great time! 

 

On Wednesday night, we went Mini Golfing at Burnsville Mall to celebrate Miss Sheri's birthday. 

We take our mini golf pretty serious.  While some of us think a certain shot may be considered a "Gimmee" others of us have a tendency to disagree.

I don't know what it is, but Miss Sheri feels pretty amorous on her birthday.  This fish was a lucky recipient of her surging hormones.

On Friday night, it was Fantasy Football Draft Night!  I'm pretty pumped about my team this year after drafting Maurice Jones Drew, Marion Barber, Matt Ryan, Roddy White, and Vincent Jackson.  Are you ready for some Football?

Steve "Cuds" Cuddihy is the best Fantasy Football Commissioner in the business.  He runs an awesome league!!  The only downside is that he requires each of us let him lick us all over the face as part of our entry fee.  Since this is my fourth year in his league, I'm pretty used to it.  But some of the new guys really have trouble dealing with it.

 

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My Friends Carol and Mel from North Haven,Ct. daughter was up in her room one day ands she yells out mom dad there are some floating lights in my room so her brother gos up and says what lights i don't see any. well she gets her camera and take some pictures and then four months later she dies it was a sudden unexpected death at 19 years old. I think its been 8 years now but my friends just got rid of there daughter stuff and when they where doing  that they came across the camera and remembering about that day in her room with the lights. so they got the camera developed to see if there was anything there and this is what they got. they look like ANGELS !   I just went out with them to get a cup coffee and they told me about this. I told them you have to mail me the pic. and here they are.

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August 23, 2009

It's called Mindset

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?
 

A tale for a Dog person 

They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in his pen, the shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly.

I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere  I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open.  Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.

But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. 

Give me someone to talk to.

And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news.  

The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever that meant. 

They must've thought I did.

But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes, and a sealed letter from his previous owner. 

See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got home. 

We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home).. 

Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too. 

Maybe we were too much alike.

For some reason, his stuff (except for the tennis balls

 - he wouldn't go anywhere without two stuffed in his mouth)

got tossed in with all of my other unpacked boxes. 

I guess I didn't really think he'd need all his old stuff, that I'd get him new things once he settled in.  but it became pretty clear pretty soon that he wasn't going to.

I tried the normal commands the shelter told me he knew, ones like "sit" and "stay" and "come" and "heel," and he'd follow them - when he felt like it. 

He never really seemed to listen when I called his name - sure, he'd look in my direction after the fourth of fifth time

I said it, but then he'd just go back to doing whatever. 

When I'd ask again, you could almost see him sigh and then grudgingly obey.

This just wasn't going to work. 

He chewed a couple shoes and some unpacked boxes. 

I was a little  too stern with him and he resented it, I could tell.

The friction got so bad that I couldn't wait for the two weeks to be up, and when it was, I was in full-on search mode for my cell phone amid all of my unpacked stuff. 

I remembered leaving it on the stack of boxes for the guest room, but I also mumbled, rather cynically, that the "damn dog probably hid it on me."

Finally I found it, but before I could punch up the shelter's number, I also found his pad and other toys from the shelter. 

I tossed the pad in Reggie's direction and he snuffed it and wagged, some of the most enthusiasm I'd seen since bringing him home. 

But then I called, "Hey, Reggie, you like that? 

Come here and I'll give you a treat." 

Instead, he sort of glanced in my direction

- maybe "glared" is more accurate

- and then gave a discontented sigh and flopped down. 

With his back to me.

Well, that's not going to do it either, I thought. 

And I punched the shelter phone number.

But I hung up when I saw the sealed envelope. 

I had completely forgotten about that, too. 

"Okay, Reggie," I said out loud, "let's see if your previous owner has any advice.".....

To Whoever Gets My Dog......Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner.

I'm not even happy writing it. 

If you're reading this, it means I just got back from my last car ride with my Lab after dropping him off at the shelter. 

He knew something was different. 

I have packed up his pad and toys before and set them by the back door before a trip, but this time...

it's like he knew something was wrong. 

And something is wrong... which is why I have to go to try to make it right.

So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you.

First, he loves tennis balls.  The more the merrier.

Sometimes I think he's part squirrel, the way he hordes them. 

He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there.  Hasn't done it yet. 

Doesn't matter where you throw them, he'll bound after it, so be careful - really don't do it by any roads. 

I made that mistake once, and it almost cost him dearly.

Next, commands. 

Maybe the shelter staff already told you, but I'll go over them again: Reggie knows the obvious ones - "sit," "stay," "come," "heel." 

He knows hand signals:  "back" to turn around and go back when you put your hand straight up; and "over" if you put your hand out right or left. 

"Shake" for shaking water off, and "paw" for a high-five. 

He does "down" when he feels like lying down

- I bet you could work on that with him some more. 

He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's business.

I trained Reggie with small food treats. 

Nothing opens his ears like little pieces of hot dog.

Feeding schedule: 

twice a day, once about seven in the morning, and again at six in the evening.  Regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.

He's up on his shots.

Call the clinic on 9th Street and update his info with yours; they'll make sure to send you reminders for when he's due.

Be forewarned:  Reggie hates the vet. 

Good luck getting him in the car

- I don't know how he knows when it's time to go to the vet, but he knows..

Finally, give him some time.

I've never been married, so it's only been Reggie and me for his whole life.  He's gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. 

He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain. 

He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.

Which means that this transition is going to be hard, with him going to live with someone new.  

And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you....

His name's not Reggie.

I don't know what made me do it, but when I dropped him off

at the shelter, I told them his name was Reggie. 

He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt.  but I just couldn't bear to give them his real name.

For me to do that, it seemed so final, that handing him over to the shelter was as good as me admitting that I'd never see him again.

And if I end up coming back, getting him, and tearing up this letter, it means everything's fine. 

But if someone else is reading it, well... well it means that his new owner should know his real name. 

It'll help you bond with him. 

Who knows, maybe you'll even notice a change in his demeanor if he's been giving you problems.

His real name is Tank.   Because that is what I drive.  

Again, if you're reading this and you're from the area, maybe my name has been on the news. 

I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie" available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. 

 See, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank with...

 and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq , that they make one phone call the shelter... in the "event"... to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. 

 Luckily, my colonel is a dog guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. 

 He said he'd do it personally. 

 And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word.

 Well, this letter is getting to downright depressing, even though, frankly, I'm just writing it for my dog. 

 I couldn't imagine if I was writing it for a wife and kids and family.  But still,  Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family.

 And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me.

 That unconditional love from a dog is what I took with me to Iraq as an inspiration to do something selfless, to protect innocent people from those who would do terrible things... and to keep those terrible people from coming over here. 

 If I had to give up Tank in order to do it, I am glad to have done so.  He was my example of service and of love. 

 I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.

 All right, that's enough.

I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. 

I don't think I'll say another good-bye to Tank, though. 

 I cried too much the first time. 

Maybe I'll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.

 Good luck with Tank. 

Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.

 Thank you, Paul  Mallory

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. 

Sure I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. 

 Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. 

Flags had been at half-mast all summer.

 I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.

 "Hey, Tank," I said quietly.

 The dog's head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright.

 "Come 'mere boy."

 He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. 

 He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't heard in months.

 "Tank," I whispered.

 His tail swished.

 I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. 

 I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and hugged him.

 "It's me now, Tank, just you and me.

Your old pal gave you to me." 

 Tank reached up and licked my cheek. 

 "So whatdaya say we play some ball? 

 His ears perked again.  "Yeah?  Ball?  You like that?  Ball?" 

 Tank tore from my hands and disappeared in the next room.

 And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.

 

 

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