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We had the annual Cub Scout Pack Picnic at Hidden Valley Park in Savage. The boys love this particular park because a river runs through it! Luke had all sorts of opportunities to stalk critters and capture them with his net. He spent a couple of hours doing this and caught about 6 crawdads and two little fish. He then begged us to let him bring them home. I guess he wanted to do this so he could ignore them on our back porch for a couple of days until I insisted he set them free back in the wild. Kids.
Avery was much more into exploring the woods than he was into exploring the water. He drug Miss Sheri deep down the trails to show her this interesting little find. After I saw the picture, I told Avery he just may have discovered the Earth's butt hole, but I don't think he believed me.
Our old friend Karl was in his favorite position, sweating over a grill and cooking everyone's food. Karl threatened to strangle me if I made yet another reference on my website regarding him "handling everyone's meat." So I won't.
On Tuesday night, we traveled to the Metrodome in Downtown Minneapolis to watch the Minnesota Twins get trounced by the Cleveland Indians ten to one. Lucky we left before the fifth inning started so we didn't have to witness all of the punishment and pain. One of these days, we're going to go to a baseball game that's so exciting that we'll actually stay to watch the whole thing! Or maybe not.
The reason we went to the game was to support Heartbeat 5000, Camp Odayin, and Children's Hospital. They were featured in a brief ceremony before the game and Luke and Avery were lucky enough to go out on the field with a bunch of other heart kids to help celebrate the honor. We were initially told that parents would also be able to go out there with them, but apparently that idea was shot down. Since I was a little annoyed by this, I spit my gum over the balcony and out onto the field when no-one was looking. It made me kind of feel like I was with them in spirit.
On Saturday, I drove down to Clear Lake to join my buddies, Ron "Sugarman" Myers and "Krazy" Kory Madson for a good old game of golf.
Joining the three of us to make a crowded foursome were "Jammin" Jason Davis and Scott "BeerCan" Barragy. It had been quite awhile since we'd seen Scott, so it was really cool that he was able to play with us. Then we played with him as well.
I was really excited to play golf until I drove down to Iowa for two hours in a steady rainfall. When I dared to make the suggestion that we cancel the game, I was called all sorts of names by my friends and had my manhood called into question in multiple ways. So I reluctantly agreed to play, then belly ached the whole time about how silly it was to be playing soaking wet in fifty degree weather. I then put on some lipstick and mascara and left the course.
Jason was dismayed at the mess left on one of the greens. It looked like horse poop and he was quite stressed out about it. Since I didn't see any horse shoe prints anywhere, I quickly ascertained that it wasn't horse poop. And since Jason was making such a big deal about it, I can only conclude that some how he snuck ahead of us and created this mess on his own. I'm still trying to figure out the reason why he would do such a thing, but that just may be a mystery we'll never solve.
Later on that night, we had the good fortune of seeing our old friend, Tommy Barlas. Tommy was doing quite well and we had a great time catching up with each other and re-living some of the shenanigans of our youth. We then made plans to plot some new shenanigans together once again in the near future,
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