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We spent the rest of Memorial Day Weekend touring some of the fun sites in Branson, Missouri. This included a stop at our favorite location, Silver Dollar City. Somebody forgot to cancel the thunder showers scheduled for that afternoon, though, so our party was cut a bit shorter than usual. For some silly reason, they don't let you ride roller coasters in the rain.
We really enjoyed going deep down into Marvel Cave again. The picture does it zero justice, but beyond the fence is a really scary drop deep into the abyss. Ooooohhhh! The sheer terror generated makes climbing the 600 steps down to the bottom almost seem worth it.
We have a lot of fun navigating the tiny corridors of the cave deep below the surface of the earth. We also have fun asking questions to the guide on the tour like "Are you sure there's not a bathroom down here?" and "So how long does it take these tunnels to fill up with water when it starts raining outside?" I'm sure the other tourists enjoy it as well.
On Sunday, we went to see Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede. It was basically a bunch of horses and things running around in front of us while we ate food without forks and spoons! I would have loved to share some images with you of the event, but the bastards told me I couldn't take pictures in the arena. This nice young lady let me break the rules, though.
On Saturday, Grandma Linda, Miss Sheri, and I joined the Hornbuckle Clan for their annual Golf Tournament. It was a couple's "Best Ball" format. When I first heard about this, I thought Miss Sheri and I had a really good chance at winning, but apparently their definition of Best Balls is different than mine.
My favorite part of the day was trying to hit the course's "Golf Geese". According to Chris, if you strike one of these animals with your initial drive, it counts the same as a Hole in One! I was familiar with getting Birdies and Eagles in golf, but this was the first time I'd heard of this rule. Sadly, I never was able to connect with one so my score really sucked.
Chris and Teresa ended up being the Grand Champions of the golf tournament. They credited it to their matching Golf Outfits. They may be on to something there...
Somehow, my mom and Jason ended up as golf partners. At first, I didn't think anything of it, but started becoming concerned when I noticed how long they were spending in the woods "looking for balls!" Apparently, Jason has been watching this video for too long...
After a day spent battling on the golf course, we like to come home and force our kids to chuck 10 pound balls around the yard. Supposedly it puts hair on their chests, but we haven't seen any sprout yet.
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