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This week, we took a road trip down to Branson, Missouri. Along the way we stopped to see our good friend, the one and only Krazy Kory. He's currently managing a 53 room hotel all by himself! I'm still amazed that someone trusted him with that responsibility. I must admit the place looked fabulous! I kind of expected to pull up to a pile of smoldering embers and Kory by the roadside wearing a Beavis and Butthead expression shouting "Fire, Fire Fire". Instead, I was pleasantly surprised by his accomplishments.
The reason for our trip was to visit, Grandma Joyce, who we hadn't seen since my father left us last summer. She and the boys started screaming at each other the second they saw one another. Luckily, it lasted only the first few hours that we were together.
My sister, Tracy, and her family also drove up from Dallas to join us. Pandemonium is always certain to ensue whenever this group gets together.
Grandma lives on Table Rock Lake which is chock full of all sorts of fun critters that the boys like to try to catch including fish, turtles and frogs. For some reason, Luke decided to pull his net out of the water when this snake came up to pay us a visit, though. Not sure why.
We had a lot of fun going down to The Landing in Branson which is an outdoor mall full of really neat shops and restaurants. We know Aunt Tracy just loves spending time with all of us because she's constantly on the phone with her friends back home telling them how much fun she's having. At least that's what I think she's telling them...
We ate at a restaurant called Cantina Laredo. They had incredible margaritas and made fresh guacamole right at your table. It was so authentic Mexican that I swear that I saw a table close by full of people suffering from the Swine Flu, but no-one else would believe me.
This is Kayla. She was our waitress for the night. I told her she bore a striking resemblance to Scarlet Johansson. She said that no-one had ever told her that before. I then asked her if I could have a discount off our bill since I was the first, but she just kind of looked at me funny.
Aunt Tracy decided to do some clothes shopping which is one of the favorite things for my boys to do. We had all sorts of fun getting rowdy in the dressing room waiting areas. I tried to teach my boys about the benefits of peeking under the doors into the various rooms, but I guess they're just not old enough to enjoy that sort of thing yet.
Uncle Dave has always bragged about his middle leg. But this was the first time I've ever seen him put a shoe on it. Nice Emails of the Week
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