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May 23, 2010
Golfing in Des Moines
On Friday night, I did the 4 hour drive to Des Moines to see my buddy, Krazy Kory, and take advantage of the accommodations provided by the swell hotel he's currently running.
On Saturday morning, we connected with our chums, Ron and Ryan, to go for a fun filled day of golf. We spent about 8 hours on the course in the hot sun and withstanding some hurricane force gales of wind. Conditions like these can cause the fellows to get a little bit crazy as can be seen in the following video:
How Not To Drive A Golf Cart
It's always a nice feeling when you see your buddies support your website!
My game stunk. God just didn't build my body to play on 600 yard holes. Par three holes are much more my speed. And to top things off, my dang belt snapped during one of my attempts at hitting the ball! I think I've finally been convinced that's it's time for me to start doing the P90X diet and exercise regimen!
The nice thing is when something like this happens around your good friends, they don't make that big of a deal about it.
But the best part of the day was getting to spend some time with the newest addition to the Madson family, young Harli. We played a game to try to decide who she most looked like. Some of us thought she looks just like Kelli.
Others thought she looks just like Kory.
And some even theorized she had a strong resemblance to Ron.
But after about an hour of debate, Kelli put an end to the game and insisted that we all agree that Harli looks just like Kelli. I think we made the right choice.
To end the evening of fun, we had dinner at the Rock Bottom Brewery. We're all getting old, because we were back to the hotel and in bed by 11 o'clock. We just don't have the stamina any more to golf all day and party all night. Maybe next time...
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