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On Saturday night, we connected with our old friends, Sean & Ann, for a night of debauchery! When the waitress arrived, she told us they were all out of debauchery so we'd have to order steaks instead. What a bummer.
We planned on going to The Basement in Prior Lake after dinner to watch a band, but quickly realized that wasn't exactly our scene. So we wandered to Hooligan's next door and discovered that it was karaoke night. I encouraged Miss Sheri to go up and sing and she did a fine job with her rendition of Karen Carpenter's "Close To You."
Now I've always had a problem with an open microphone. I've never been able to be around one without feeling a burning intensity to go up and share myself with the room. Sometimes this has worked out very well. Other times, not so much. This night fell into the latter category. I should probably have known better to not try to sing in the mental state I was in at the time. I should have also known that an Eminem song probably wouldn't go over very well in a place where everyone else was singing country music and the crowd was joining them in the chorus. Finally, I should have remembered that the song "Lose Yourself" is four and a half minutes of constant rapping without a single break and my fat ass has the lung capacity to rap for about a minute and a half before I completely lose my breath. Needless to say, it wasn't a pretty sight.
On Monday night, the first year Webelos were invited to attend the local Boy Scout Troop meeting and discover how much fun we'd be having once we're officially Boy Scouts!
We were entertained by learning a whole bunch of new methods for doing "Dutch Oven Cooking". I'd always heard that Dutch Oven Cooking was when one farts in bed and then pushes his wife's head under the covers, but this was much tastier!
Miss Sheri and I had our stage experiences early in the week, but the rest of the week belonged to The Luke Man. On Tuesday night, he was in a choir concert and he was in a play on Friday and Saturday. We all rooted him on through each of his performances.
We had to take Luke to school an hour early for a few months so Luke could go to choir practice. He kicked and screamed and told us how much he hated choir pretty much on a daily basis whenever we told him he had to get up early and go to school. Thankfully, none of his venomous anger remained as we watched him sing a whole bunch of fun songs with his classmates! He also said he wanted to do choir again next year, so I'm guessing the tantrums were just more about waking up early.
Since Play Practice was after school and on Saturdays, we didn't hear much belly aching about attending them. He loved playing a policeman in this production of "Mr. Toad's Mad Adventures." It wasn't a very big part, but I think he made a decent impression on the audience. He showed a little bit of Angry Luke when he pleaded with the judge to throw the book at Mr. Toad for calling him a "Flat Foot." They all laughed as he stood there reading the charges against Mr. Toad while beating his hand with his trusty baton. Police Brutality has never looked so cute!
This week at Nor-Tech, a couple of co-workers thought it would be fun to shrink wrap one of our other's co-workers cars with a whole bunch of plastic! Steve "Cuds" Cuddihy did a nice wrap-up about it on his website here. Nice Emails of the Week You are a good man. God did right when he made you. Tulsatime
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