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Diary Entry For April 19, 2009
So we're messing around outside last Saturday when we noticed the neighbor boys laying out something a bit unusual in the yard. Upon further inspection, I learned that the neighbors had acquired 6 deer from the Department of Natural Resources and were hard at work cleaning them.
I was quite impressed at their deer butchering abilities. It took them between eight to ten hours to clean all of them from start to finish. They hung them from the rafters, pulled off the skin, and took off the meat piece by piece. They were kind enough to let me take pictures. I'm kind enough to leave the most gruesome ones off my site. I'm certainly no vegetarian, but I'll be honest that I had a bit of a difficult time seeing this performed. It was a first for me. I later told Miss Sheri that if Armageddon hits some day and we're forced to provide for ourselves, we're going to have some problems. Because if this is the only way I can get food for the family, I'm afraid we're all going to end up starving to death.
Even though she grew up on a farm where all sorts of animals were raised to eventually become food, Miss Sheri wanted no part of seeing the deer butchering. She was much more content just hanging out in our back yard blowing stuff.
Easter morning rolled around and we woke up the boys nice and early to go hunting for eggs in the back yard.
I think Sunny felt a little bit left out so he decided to contribute some chocolate eggs of his for the boys to find. For some reason, they preferred the kind filled with coins and candy.
Although they finally know the truth about the Easter Bunny, they don't seem to mind getting all the Easter loot he supposedly had been providing them in the past.
We've tried to do as much as we can outside to take advantage of the fantastic spring weather we've been experiencing. The boys said we gotta get out the bikes and hit the trails again. Avery insists on leading the way.
Luke loves flying down the hills and I love telling him to slow down.
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