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Spring is in the Air
April 10, 2010
This week, the boys started Tae Kwon Do lessons. It's a good chance for Avery to unleash his aggression on someone else besides his brother.
Luke hasn't quite got the hang of it. He keeps thinking the guy with the big blue sponge is going to punch him back.
On Friday night, our local Godfather's Pizza invited us to celebrate their grand re-opening by coming to see the actual Godfather! Honestly, I thought he'd be much scarier looking.
It was neat to see the Godfather, although it did become a bit unnerving after 45 minutes or so of him just standing there staring at us while we ate.
I was feeling really good about life when I woke up on Saturday morning, so I decided to go to Mystic Lakes Casino and do some gambling. That always seems to bring me down a notch or two.
The warm weather has given us many opportunities to get outside and enjoy some basketball in the driveway.
Avery does a neat trick where he throws the ball in the air and then just makes it stop in mid-flight. It's really quite amazing to witness.
On Saturday afternoon, the boys and I drug Grandma Linda to see Clash of the Titans 3D. She's been a bit lonely lately, so we thought seeing some mythological Greek Demigods in tight Togas would do her some good. She really seemed to enjoy it although we had to remove her 3D Glasses a few times because her loud breathing became disturbing to other people trying to watch the movie.
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“The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success, but significance – and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.”
– Oprah Winfrey,
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Hello from Poland :)
I just thought you might need this some time - "kocham Cię" is I love you in polish ;) I've seen this on your site this week and thought it might be useful. It's just great to see how passionate you are with all your family. Sometimes I wonder, how hard it is to capture the whole week just in few pages in the web - I'm not sure I'm able to...That's the second time I write to you, and for the second time, I've got the same problem - what can I give, what can I expose to tell something about me and me family..? Well we don't have any children - probably we will have them never...but still we're tiring to figure our lives out, knowing we must be the best of us each other. It's not easy, it's not easy being 27 and knowing you'll have to replace all the love your wife would give and assume from her children...It's even harder because you know you have to give twice more...or should you give twice or triple more every time, no matter if you have a child or not...Anyway - it's good to see you're doing fine, it's good to see that your family is the most important part of your life (I've went through your site, I know where your work, but I really don't know what you're doing in your job - and that's fine). It's something I have to learn, and it's something I'm trying to learn every Monday, while I read your site...
Thanks a lot. Best wishes from Poland.
I live in Vista, just north of San Diego and felt Sunday’s quake big time.
I work in the basement of a 8 story hospital so we’re all
paranoid now… I made this after getting home from work Monday…
Made myself chuckle… may make one for real…. lol
Have a good weekend Buddy.
I saw this at the grocery store and took a picture of it will my cell----found it to be hilarious! I showed the wife the can and she just looked at me with that "will you grow" up look but I was laughing too much to care. It was in the International food isle under "Britain"---who would have known? I've never heard of this kind of pudding but no matter how hungry I would be, I'd pass.
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