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We had an extremely uneventful week at the Shortarmguy House. As a matter of fact, much of it was spent with our butts firmly implanted on this couch watching great television like Lost, American Idol, and Friday Night Lights. Normally, I'd be sitting there as well, but Sunny just won't give me a spot any more.
You know we're not up too much when I have to resort to pictures of us playing Ping Pong and basketball to fill up my website update. In this photo, you'll see Avery get very excited just as the corner of the ping pong table is about to pierce through the fleshy covering of his ribcage.
Luke has been working hard on developing his telekinesis technique. He's actually figured out a way to have the ball hover exactly where he wants so he can smack it to the other side of the table. Sadly, it still hasn't helped him win a lot of games.
Not to be outdone by her son, Miss Sheri has created a method of "catching" the ping pong ball by having it stick directly to the side of her paddle. The boys call her a cheater when she does this, but she just tells them to "suck it up!"
I tend to throw the boys more "unconventional" shots when I play with them. For some reason, they belly-ache about this as well. We just really need to work on making them tougher.
When we get bored with Ping Pong, we go outside and shoot some baskets with the neighbor boys. Of course, Miss Sheri doesn't ever actually let them have the ball when she plays, but we're pretty certain they enjoy watching her dribble and shoot.
We've tried to explain to Luke that you don't bounce the ball off your head like you do in soccer, but the kid just won't listen.
Avery has been watching old videos of Michael Jordan and now sticks his tongue out on virtually every play. It hasn't really helped him improve his game, but he does get to taste the sweat of his opponents a lot more than he used to.
On Saturday night, we had dinner with our good friends, Tim and Katie Ashland. I told Tim he couldn't have any food until he let me take this picture. Then after I took the shot, I told him I was just kidding and that we didn't have any food anyways. Then I laughed and laughed. Nice Emails of the Week
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the highlights of my Sundays. Keep it up.
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One of the regular visitors to Shortarmguy.com sent me this modification of one of last week's photos. Not sure if it's meant to be a compliment, but I took it as one!
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The Economy Is So Bad That..............
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 - ouncer.
know how many kids are starving in the US
?” Old men may walk slow BUT think FAST An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there
In the shade of the
fruit trees.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware
of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he
said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
Enjoy, David Howe Bendigo Australia
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Solutions The government wants us to cut the amount of gas we use….. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 13 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down….. Then bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border…. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq … Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military…. Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it….. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country….. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot….. . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. …. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo….. Problem solved…..
Thought you
would find this interesting. 2003, police in Warwickshire, England, opened a garden shed and found a whimpering, cowering dog. It had been locked in the shed and abandoned. It was dirty and malnourished, and had clearly been abused. In an act of kindness, the police took the dog, which was a greyhound female, to the nearby Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary, run by a man named Geoff Grewcock and known as a willing haven for animals abandoned, orphaned or otherwise in need.
Geoff
Grewcock and the other sanctuary staff went to work with two aims: to
restore the dog to full health, and to win her trust. It took several
weeks, but eventually both goals were achieved.
They named her Jasmine, and
they started to think about finding her an adoptive home.
"They are inseparable," says
Geoff Grewcock. "Bramble walks between her legs and they keep kissing each
other. They walk together round the sanctuary. It's a real treat to see
them."
From left, Toby, a stray Lakeland dog; Bramble, an orphaned roe deer; Buster, a stray Jack Russell; a dumped rabbit; Sky, an injured barn owl; and Jasmine Doing what she does best, being a mother.
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