Shortarmguy’s Crazy Emails Sep05

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get.  I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!

September 25, 2005

There were a lot of Bush bashing emails about Katrina floating around last week, but this tends to more closely reflect my feelings on the situation.
Say Cheese!!!
That's one tough Kitty!
Not sure if I'm really scared or really turned on...
I found these two pictures on a message board and thought they were really amazing! I wish I could remember which message board it was so I could give credit to the artist!
I received these photos several times this week. Supposedly they're of snakes on oil rigs flushed out of the water by Katrina...
But of course, Snopes says these were taken well before Katrina...
No vacation is complete without paying Homage to Butt Eyes!
I'm guessing her boyfriend might suspect something when he gets back and sees the shirt!

September 17, 2005

 

When I first heard that George Bush was being insensitive to the Hurricane Victims, I wrote it off as Typical Democrat Bush Bashing. Than I saw this shocking photographic evidence...
This is an incredible picture of the CN Tower in Toronto!
You'd almost expect Grass on the inside of an old VW Bug, but this is ridiculous.
I'm sure Sky News didn't mean for this news flash to read this way...or maybe they did!
I wonder if this worked?
Ummmm...I don't think I feel like a sandwich any more..
Now this is my kind of bus!!

Nice Email Of The Week

Dear Todd,  

Glad to help out to keep you on line.  Don’t have any movie theaters in this town (or even in the county!) so this is my entertainment.  Thanks a bunch.  Blessings always, Shirley

This is the nicest kind of email since it came with a $20.00 donation to Shortarmguy.com!

Help Support Shortarmguy.com!!

Nice Email Of The Week  # 2

HIYA!
I LOVE YOUR SITE!! ITS SOO KOOL AND I CHECK ALL THE TIME TO SEE ALL THE NEW EMAILS AND CRAZY PICS!!YOUR WEBSITE IS THE ONLY REASON I COME ON THE INTERNET!!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND KEEP UP THE CRAZY PICS!!!
LOVE LAURA BURN
XOXOXO

 

September 11, 2005

I recently bought a cuddle toy for my pet rabbit.  My rabbit was the blue ribbon winner at the Custer County Nebraska fair.  I saw a cute cuddle toy I thought he might like so I put it in his playpen.  I guess he REALLY likes it!!!!
 
Janice K
Broken Bow, NE
This is an incredible picture of the CN Tower in Toronto!
Men Are So Easily Led
Signs Of Truth
Aren't Gas Prices Really Fun Right About Now?
I'm sure this guy is pretty popular on the Nascar Circuit...
Something about Fifi made Rex Feel Extremely Unsettled

September 4, 2005

I Received this from a Friend of Shortarmguy in England: Hi there, enjoy your site. I have something I find funny I'll share with you that I see all the time on my way to work...
In England we have semi detached houses, that is, one wall separates two houses. On my way to work I pass these two houses and I can't help thinking there may be a bit of friction between these two neighbours...
I thought you said you wanted to go out and hunt for nuts.
I thought this was kind of clever
Ummmmmm.....we might be driving a little too fast.
Good Advice When you are deep in trouble, say nothing, and try to look inconspicuous...
Gas Prices are making people desperate to find new ways to make money...

Nice Email Of The Week

I have enjoyed your site for about 3-4 years, every Monday they have started my day. 

I get a good laugh with pics, and get to think about the inspirational emails.  They are great! 

Thanks for the effort and your time.

Mark 

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