On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
September 25, 2005
September 17, 2005
Nice Email Of The Week
Dear Todd,
Glad to help out to keep you on line. Don’t have any movie theaters in this town (or even in the county!) so this is my entertainment. Thanks a bunch. Blessings always, Shirley
This is the nicest kind of email since it came with a $20.00 donation to Shortarmguy.com!
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Nice Email Of The Week # 2
HIYA!
I LOVE YOUR SITE!! ITS SOO KOOL AND I CHECK ALL THE TIME TO SEE ALL THE NEW EMAILS AND CRAZY PICS!!YOUR WEBSITE IS THE ONLY REASON I COME ON THE INTERNET!!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND KEEP UP THE CRAZY PICS!!!
LOVE LAURA BURN
XOXOXO
September 11, 2005
I recently bought a cuddle toy for my pet rabbit. My rabbit was the blue ribbon winner at the Custer County Nebraska fair. I saw a cute cuddle toy I thought he might like so I put it in his playpen. I guess he REALLY likes it!!!!
Janice K
Broken Bow, NE
September 4, 2005
Nice Email Of The Week
I have enjoyed your site for about 3-4 years, every Monday they have started my day.
I get a good laugh with pics, and get to think about the inspirational emails. They are great!