On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
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February 27, 2005
February 20, 2005
Nice Email Of The Week
Sojan is a friend of Shortarmguy from India. We traded several emails this week regarding the launch of his new website called:
This is an excerpt from one of Sojan’s emails:
I am very happy to get mail from u. And I like to say thanks to u coz one of my inspiration to make this site was u, from last one and half years only I started to watching funny and good mails before that I was not interested on these mails and even I dont have mutch time to check these stuff also. After watching ur site I desided that me also want a site like my own style and that is cbrains.com.
I want to say one more thing is Creative Brains is now only in the site not in the reality coz I closed my designing shop in India. and now i am working in Dubai.
And Mr. shortarmguy I like to say that u have a very good Creative sence to make new thing. And I hope that I can see some new stuff from ur Brain in few weeks.
Sojan is a very talented designer as you can see from a couple of his pictures below:
Nice Email Of The Week # 2
Hi, Todd! Doubt you remember me, I went to high school with you in Clear Lake ! I was a freshman when you were a scary senior! J Just saw your site because I saw someone mention the link on your site when they googled Paul’s name! I had to check it out! I had also read your posting a while ago and you had hinted to going through a lot with your kids! I had no idea! Your boys are truly beautiful! What a family! I’m so sorry for the heartache you two had to experience – I can really only imagine! You’d do anything to spare your babies of even the smallest harm, and when their lives are outside of your control – what fear you have to feel! You guys are such a picture of strength – it’s wonderful to see and an inspiration to so many! Anyway, sorry to ramble, I just wanted you to know that your story was amazingly touching and you are still wonderfully goofy! How can such an enormous personality fit in one person!?!? BAFFLING! J I think I met Sheri once quickly in Younkers and she was also very friendly – I’m sure you two make quite the pair! Together you two will arm your children with everything they need to conquer any hurdle in life and become the star of the show themselves! Even somewhat of a stranger can see that! They are beautiful boys! I seem to still have a bit of trouble knowing whether or not you’re being serious on some parts of your site! Keeping people guessing is a good thing, right?!?!? You guys all take care and keep loving each other like crazy! Thanks for your site! – Karla
February 13, 2005
Locked horns in Oregon
I am forwarding these phenomenal shots of a live and a dead deer with locked horns in Oregon . They shot the horn off the dead deer with a pistol to free the live one. The live one started to walk off but suddenly came back to give the dead one some more of his medicine!
Love the story about you on your site about your arms and your difficulties and turning them around into better things………
You know even people without a dissability that u can not see….doesnt mean they dont have a dissability in other areas…..
Mine is being real shy and not sticky up for myself….kinda wish I had short arms to be like you…….people stare at me too,,,guess they like my looks , so they say….but I hate it…I hate people starring at me… See if I talk to a guy they think they are going to get a date and geeeeeeez I am married….
So see we all got it…..just different ways,,,,,
So remember everyone has or does not have something for a reason….
Kathie……………p.s. Keep up the good work,,,,,,,,,
February 6, 2005
February 3, 2005
Love the story about you on your site about your arms and your difficulties and turning them around into better things………
You know even people without a dissability that u can not see….doesnt mean they dont have a dissability in other areas…..
Mine is being real shy and not sticky up for myself….kinda wish I had short arms to be like you…….people stare at me too,,,guess they like my looks , so they say….but I hate it…I hate people starring at me… See if I talk to a guy they think they are going to get a date and geeeeeeez I am married….
So see we all got it…..just different ways,,,,,
So remember everyone has or does not have something for a reason….
Kathie……………p.s. Keep up the good work,,,,,,,,,
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