Shortarmguy’s Crazy Emails Aug05 – Shortarmguy: Crazy emails, funny videos, inspirational stories, and interesting links!

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I’ll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn’t create the items on this list, my feeling is that they’re in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!

Warning! Adult Material Below!

August 29, 2005

DON'T KEEP PRESSURIZED CANS IN YOUR CAR Do you keep WD-40, hair spray, Off, Fix-A-Flat, etc., in your vehicle? If so, you might want to reconsider. The picture below is of a pressurized can that exploded in a person's vehicle and imbedded itself in the back seat of the car. The temperature outside of the closed up vehicle was about 100 degrees F. The incident pictured next happened at a refinery in Beaumont. A deodorant spray can was left in the back of the vehicle that was parked in an open space in the middle of a hot, sunny day. Without warning, the can exploded inside the car. Fortunately, no one was inside or near the car when it happened.

Nice Email Of The Week

Hello Todd,

My name is Yousuf Bhatti. I am an Indian Muslim staying in Bahrain.

Just happened to come across your site a couple of days back and am addicted to it. Today I came across the pages in which both your children have gone thru heart operations and your younger one has gone through a Thumb operation.

I would just like to say that I admire your Faith and Patience. You seem like you are a very fun loving guy and have accepted God’s gift of life to us and have accepted everything in a very Positive state of mind. I salute you for that buddy.

I know it’s easy writing things like this from the other side, I don’t know what I’d do or how I’d react if something (God Forbid) happens to us but you are really an Inspiration to others and all I’d like to tell you is “KEEP THE FAITH” and make sure you always keep inspiring others too.

You are a HERO.

Nice knowing you.

Best of luck,

Yousuf

Nice Email Of The Week # 2

Hey Todd, I’ve enjoyed your website since I discovered it and what impresses me most is the fact that you don’t allow society’s screwed up stigmas about handicapped folks (or whatever PC term we’re supposed to use now.)

way to go!

Dave

August 21, 2005